I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all

:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh


"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’


but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.


Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 


I loved the part where Gamora is just like, “listen up nebula you bitch, ronin’s crazy, help us kill him.”

And nebula ain’t having that shit, so she’s just like, “bitch please, you’re both crazy and I am 110% done so ima cut off my hand and fall majestically on a spaceship and leave cuz I hate you all. Byeeeeeee.”

That was the definition of sass.

I am heartbroken

For the first time I witnessed a guy wearing tin foil on his head.

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be



Charming Illustrated Cinemagraphs Reflect The Idyllic Mood Of Lazy Summer Days

by Rebecca Mock 

You can feel each one…

Neon Genesis Evangelion original character concepts - taken from Der Mond: The Art of Evangelion artbook by Yoshiyuki Sadamoto

featured above in order is Asuka, Shinji, Ritsuko and Misato, Gendo, Misato, Rei. Also pictured are smaller glimpses of Toji and Kensuke.